I got a delivery from UPS today!!!!!

Grendel · Dec 11, 2002

It was a very nice experience...UPS has the BEST service.

Wiwien · Dec 11, 2002

Wow.. what a nice package.....

Scuddman · Dec 11, 2002

Gren, when she is done accepting your airmail, tell her I have a ground package that I need her to track.

Scudd

Gianm3 · Dec 11, 2002

gren, Wiwien says Wow.. what a nice package..... you have

not gay [COG]

Grendel · Dec 12, 2002

LMAO! You know what he meant :asshole:! You did mean the girl - RIGHT WIWI?

Not a turd burglar [COG]

Wiwien · Dec 12, 2002

Of course I meant the girl!!!

What do you think.. I'm so gay that I meant the box?? LOL :syke: :upyours:

hmm.. now it strikes me... what's in the box?? lolipop...???

not gay at all [COG]

Grendel · Dec 12, 2002

Ummm.....I't's LUV CREME!

Scuddman · Dec 12, 2002

I sent this to a few buddies and one guy replies back:

"Oh, look her retainer finally came in."

I sent a reply back saying, "Man I hope that was your wife that responded. All that body showing and you are looking at her damn teeth? As long as she doesn't scrape, she can deliver to my door any day of the week."

Error · Dec 12, 2002

Sure there was no dildo in that box?

Scuddman · Dec 12, 2002

Well it does say 20 Volt on the box!

Grendel · Dec 13, 2002

The story isn't finished yet.

Now I was brought up to always be hospitable to folks. It was such a hot day and she was working so hard that I just had to offer our young UPS girl a cold drink. Since it was getting close to her lunch time and all she had planned to do was eat a sandwich in her truck she said "OK".

The answer to E's question coming soon [COG]

Wiwien · Dec 13, 2002

i betcha you already mixed some kind of a love potion into that drink..... you evil monster!!!! hehehe :13: :asshole:

Scuddman · Dec 13, 2002

I found the real Compton delivery girl that Gren has been sleeping around with. Packages were too lightweight for her, so she deals in copiers...

Ghetto-riffic!

Error · Dec 13, 2002

A rare case of a man calling a woman a hunk and that isnt a good thing...

Grendel · Dec 13, 2002

Actually, that's not the delivery girl, that's Shaquanda. We used to work for the same firm but she quit because nobody would talk to her anymore after the boss cancelled casual Friday's. She just got carried away - well not literally cause she's too dam big.

More bounce to the ounce [COG]

Woody · Dec 14, 2002

ok UPS girl can stay fat black chick has gotta go!

Gianm3 · Dec 14, 2002

Grendel Actually, that's not the delivery girl

your right she is the delivery truck

Error · Dec 14, 2002

Originally posted by Gianm3
your right she is the delivery truck

I'd say shes more more like the cargo vessel...

Grendel · Dec 14, 2002

She's so big she delivers in 3 time zones at once!

Error · Dec 15, 2002

Just keep her out of my time zone...