Billy Bob's Birthday

P

Pointman

<p align="center">"Hello, is this the FBI?"

"Yes. What do you want?"

"I'm calling to report about my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood."

"Thank you very much for the call, sir."

The next day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They swore at Billy Bob and left.

The phone rings at Billy Bob's house.

"Hey, Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?"

"Yeah!"

"Did they chop your firewood?"

"Yep."

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY Buddy" </p>
 
Grendel

Grendel

Well in this day and age I don't think that it's very funny. Why couldn't Cleatus just git Billy Bob some beef jerky or a sixer of Pabst like a good brother/father.
 
S

Scuddman

Splittin' them logs is have the dadgum fun!

I bet y'all got them fancy gas fireplaces with them fake logs that glo purty brite red...
 
L

Lock

mamma says one day we're gonna have a real one but to tide us over right now daddy has dug a pit out in the backyard
mamma says that's real purty in the night sky
 
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