Happy B-day Havok.

Sniper · Dec 12, 2002

Have a good one bro.
:cheers:

Knox · Dec 13, 2002

:bday2:

Gianm3 · Dec 13, 2002

:bday2:

Pointman · Dec 13, 2002

Yeah, what they said lol. :bday2:

Scuddman · Dec 13, 2002

:wave: :bday2: :wave:

Lock · Dec 13, 2002

dido

:bday2:

Grendel · Dec 13, 2002

Lock the magnificante!

ditto :bday2:

Dido is a singer not an expression [COG]

Scuddman · Dec 13, 2002

LMAO! I thought the dildo was in the box man!

Scudd

Error · Dec 13, 2002

The package has already arrived, I'm sure it's not in the box anymore...

Grendel · Dec 13, 2002

Well actually, it came out of one box and, ummm, well, in to another!:jizz:

BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzz [ COG]

Knox · Dec 13, 2002

Johnson & Johnson introduces B.O.B. the (Battery Operated Boyfriend). Thats right! Just send check or money order to:

6969 Humm Blvd.
Wala Wala, Washington
OU812

and we will have it hand delivered by UPS! Sorry no C.O.D.'s

Grendel · Dec 13, 2002

How come no COD's? Might be interesting to try and collect on delivery.

Lock · Dec 14, 2002

cha... like uh i meant to do that grendelstick

anywhoooooo don't yall like my festive christmas tree

Error · Dec 14, 2002

Originally posted by Grendel
Well actually, it came out of one box and, ummm, well, in to another!:jizz:

BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzz [ COG]

I dont wanna know whos box it went in to...lol

Lock · Dec 14, 2002

swim little spermy swim - you're free you're free

Grendel · Dec 14, 2002

You have your magical goat well I have Snow Ball, the amazing Sperm Cell! :jizz:

Scuddman · Dec 15, 2002

:jizz:

"I alone have the power to be created inside of a testicle. Through trickery, deceit and smoothness, my master will convince a woman to release me from my filthy cage. I will travel out the head of my master and will either be cursed to an ill-fated stomach acid bath, or will swim upstream like a salmon in heat. There I will find my prize, the golden egg. I will burrow into the egg before the enemy and will emerge victorious 9 months later to serve my country. My name is Herman, and I am a Sperm Cell."

Error · Dec 15, 2002

Herman? LMAO,sounds like a sperm name dosent it?

nice choice for a name...

Scuddman · Dec 15, 2002

Thanks E!

I saw the funniest advertisement while I was getting my oil changed. I was flipping through SI, and I turn the page to see a pink advertisement. It is for those Oil of Olay daily face cleansing cloths. The tagline is "This Christmas, give her a facial."

Sounds like Herman might be avoiding the stomach acid death and trading it in for a face shot this Christmas...

Grendel · Dec 15, 2002

Here's :jizz: in your eye!

Bukake [COG]