What did the banana say to the vibrator?
A. I don't know why you're shaking, she's gonna eat me!
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What's the definition of confusion?
A. Twenty blind lesbians in a fish market.
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What's the difference between 'working for Wal*Mart' and 'marriage'?
A: The job still sucks after five years!
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An old woman is sitting in a rocking chair on her porch, petting her cat, Fu-Fu.
A fairy appears and says, ”I’m here to grant you three wishes.”
The old woman says, “I wish I was twenty-years old and beautiful again.” Poof! She is.
“Now I wish I had a million dollars and this old house was a mansion.” Poof! Done.
“And now I wish that Fu-Fu was the handsomest man ever and deeply in love with me.”
Poof! Suddenly she’s in the arms of a gorgeous man. He kisses her and says, “Darling, aren’t you sorry you had me fixed?”
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Ok I'm done for the day lol
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A. I don't know why you're shaking, she's gonna eat me!
___________________________________________
What's the definition of confusion?
A. Twenty blind lesbians in a fish market.
___________________________________________
What's the difference between 'working for Wal*Mart' and 'marriage'?
A: The job still sucks after five years!
___________________________________________
An old woman is sitting in a rocking chair on her porch, petting her cat, Fu-Fu.
A fairy appears and says, ”I’m here to grant you three wishes.”
The old woman says, “I wish I was twenty-years old and beautiful again.” Poof! She is.
“Now I wish I had a million dollars and this old house was a mansion.” Poof! Done.
“And now I wish that Fu-Fu was the handsomest man ever and deeply in love with me.”
Poof! Suddenly she’s in the arms of a gorgeous man. He kisses her and says, “Darling, aren’t you sorry you had me fixed?”
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Ok I'm done for the day lol
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