Priceless!

Grendel

Grendel

Priceless

While I was flying down the road yesterday (only 15 mph over) I noticed a cop with a radar gun sitting on top of a bridge.

Naturally, he pulled me over, walked up to the car and asked me, "What's the hurry?" I replied, "I'm late for work."

"Oh yeah," said the cop. "What do you do?"
"I'm a rectum stretcher," I responded.

The cop said, "What?.... A rectum stretcher? What does
a rectum stretcherDO?"

I said, "Well, I start with one finger, then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then my whole hand. Then I work until I can get both hands in there, and then I slowly stretch it until it's about 6 foot wide."

The cop asked me, "What the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?"

I simply replied, "You give him a radar gun and park him on top of a bridge....."

Bail: $100
Ticket: $95
Look on cop's face: Priceless
 
J

J-Dog

I, being a former Police Officer, advise STRONGLY against using this tactic to get a cop to let you off the hook..


:guitar: <---- Is this guy pulling on his weeno?
 
Mandarr

Mandarr

Staff member
Being a traffic violator that stupidly seems to get busted because he can't see the damn cop in time, I don't think it's a good idea either lol. But damned if it's not funny! HAHAHA!!!:cheers:

It's been my experience that they are usually pretty cool to me though so...... :):troy:


Can't drive 55_ COG:moon:
 
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