Bob: Hello art fans! Welcome to another exciting collage matchup between the Knoxville Knitters and the Pittsburgh Painters! I'm your play by play anouncer, Bob Jones, here with my partner and "color" commentator, Big Gay Al.
Al: Yesssss. Thisss should be a superrrrr matchup! Just superrrrr!
Bob: Well Al, what do you think about Knoxville's new free agent, Woody?
Al: He's supperrrrrr! He allows the Knitters to use wood in their collage, which wasn't possible before his aquisition.
Bob: Good point Al, with the addition of wood to their collage, it should really bring out the cloth. Also, he seems to use a rather unorthadox glue, which is high in protein. That should really add points to the judges score.
Al: Yesssss! Protein juice is Woody's secret weapon, though is is only one color.
Bob: Meanwhile, the painters really do have a good use of color.
Al: Yessssss Bobby boy, the Painters really do know how to brighten up a collage! As you know Bob, I really to like rainbowsssssss! This should be a superrrrr matchup!
Bob: Ok Al, well let's take the TV audiance to today's featured matchup...