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Wassup COG (just spamin)
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dammit no edit?? wtf is that?? oh well just though I'd add this little ditty so it's not a total waste of yer click!!:spin:
> > Old Soldiers
> >
> > >
> >
> > >Hey guy's.....here's my take on callin' up all us old fart's!
> > >
> > >I've said that if I could, I'd enlist today and help my country
track
> > >down those dirty bastards responsible for killing thousands of
> > >innocent people in New York City and Washington, D.C. But, I'm
> > >getting a bit over the hill and the Armed Forces say I'm too old
to
> > >track down terrorists. . . You can't be older than 35 to join the
> >military.
> >
> > >I argue that they've got the whole thing bass-ackwards. Instead of
> > >sending 18-year-olds off to fight, they ought to take us old guys.
> > >
> > >For starters; you shouldn't be able to even enlist until you're at
> > >least 35!
> > >
> > >The research says that 18-year-olds think about sex every 10
> > >seconds. We old guys only think about sex a couple of times a day
> > > . . . leaving us more that 28,000 additional seconds per day to
> > >concentrate on the enemy.
> > >
> > >Young guys haven't lived long enough to be cranky, and a cranky
> > >soldier is a dangerous soldier. If we can't kill the enemy we'll
bitch
> > >and gripe them into submission. . . . "My back hurts!" "I'm
hungry!"
> > > "Where's the remote control?"
> > >
> > >An 18-year-old hasn't had a legal beer yet and you shouldn't go to
> > >war until you're at least old enough to legally drink. A typical
old
guy,
> > >on the other hand, has consumed 126,000 gallons of beer by the
> > >time he's 35 and a jaunt through the desert heat with a backpack
> > >and M-60 would do wonders for the old beer belly.
> > >
> > >An 18-year-old doesn't like to get up before 10 a.m. Old guys get
up
> > >early just to show we can (and to steal the neighbor's newspaper
> > >and pee).
> > >
> > >If old guys are captured we couldn't spill the beans because we'd
> > >probably forget where we put them. In fact, name, rank, and serial
> > >number would be a real brain teaser.
> > >
> > >Boot camp would actually be easier for old guys. We're used to
> > >getting screamed and yelled at and we actually like soft food.
> > >We've also developed a deep appreciation for guns and rifles. . .
> > >We like them almost better than naps. They could lighten up on the
> > >obstacle course, however. I've been to the desert and didn't see a
> > >single 20-foot wall with rope hanging over the side. I can hear
the
> > >Drill Sergeant now, "Get down and give me...errr...ummmm . .
.one!"
> > >
> > >And the running part is kind of a waste of time and energy. . .
I've
> > >never seen anyone outrun a bullet.
> > >
> > >An 18-year-old has the whole world ahead of him. . . He's still
> > >learning to shave. . . To actually carry on a conversation. . . To
> > >wear pants without the top of his butt crack showing and the boxer
> > >shorts sticking out . . . To figure out that a pierced tongue
catches
> > >food and other assorted particles . . . And that a 200-watt
speaker in
> > >the back seat of a Honda Civic can rupture an eardrum . . . All
great
> > >reasons to keep our sons at home to learn a little more about life
> > >before sending them off into harm's way.
> > >
> > >They really ought to let us old guys track down those dirty,
rotten
> > >cowardly bastards who attacked our hearts on September 11. The
last
> > >thing those yahoos want to see right now is a couple of million
old
farts
> > >with attitudes!
> > Old Soldiers
> >
> > >
> >
> > >Hey guy's.....here's my take on callin' up all us old fart's!
> > >
> > >I've said that if I could, I'd enlist today and help my country
track
> > >down those dirty bastards responsible for killing thousands of
> > >innocent people in New York City and Washington, D.C. But, I'm
> > >getting a bit over the hill and the Armed Forces say I'm too old
to
> > >track down terrorists. . . You can't be older than 35 to join the
> >military.
> >
> > >I argue that they've got the whole thing bass-ackwards. Instead of
> > >sending 18-year-olds off to fight, they ought to take us old guys.
> > >
> > >For starters; you shouldn't be able to even enlist until you're at
> > >least 35!
> > >
> > >The research says that 18-year-olds think about sex every 10
> > >seconds. We old guys only think about sex a couple of times a day
> > > . . . leaving us more that 28,000 additional seconds per day to
> > >concentrate on the enemy.
> > >
> > >Young guys haven't lived long enough to be cranky, and a cranky
> > >soldier is a dangerous soldier. If we can't kill the enemy we'll
bitch
> > >and gripe them into submission. . . . "My back hurts!" "I'm
hungry!"
> > > "Where's the remote control?"
> > >
> > >An 18-year-old hasn't had a legal beer yet and you shouldn't go to
> > >war until you're at least old enough to legally drink. A typical
old
guy,
> > >on the other hand, has consumed 126,000 gallons of beer by the
> > >time he's 35 and a jaunt through the desert heat with a backpack
> > >and M-60 would do wonders for the old beer belly.
> > >
> > >An 18-year-old doesn't like to get up before 10 a.m. Old guys get
up
> > >early just to show we can (and to steal the neighbor's newspaper
> > >and pee).
> > >
> > >If old guys are captured we couldn't spill the beans because we'd
> > >probably forget where we put them. In fact, name, rank, and serial
> > >number would be a real brain teaser.
> > >
> > >Boot camp would actually be easier for old guys. We're used to
> > >getting screamed and yelled at and we actually like soft food.
> > >We've also developed a deep appreciation for guns and rifles. . .
> > >We like them almost better than naps. They could lighten up on the
> > >obstacle course, however. I've been to the desert and didn't see a
> > >single 20-foot wall with rope hanging over the side. I can hear
the
> > >Drill Sergeant now, "Get down and give me...errr...ummmm . .
.one!"
> > >
> > >And the running part is kind of a waste of time and energy. . .
I've
> > >never seen anyone outrun a bullet.
> > >
> > >An 18-year-old has the whole world ahead of him. . . He's still
> > >learning to shave. . . To actually carry on a conversation. . . To
> > >wear pants without the top of his butt crack showing and the boxer
> > >shorts sticking out . . . To figure out that a pierced tongue
catches
> > >food and other assorted particles . . . And that a 200-watt
speaker in
> > >the back seat of a Honda Civic can rupture an eardrum . . . All
great
> > >reasons to keep our sons at home to learn a little more about life
> > >before sending them off into harm's way.
> > >
> > >They really ought to let us old guys track down those dirty,
rotten
> > >cowardly bastards who attacked our hearts on September 11. The
last
> > >thing those yahoos want to see right now is a couple of million
old
farts
> > >with attitudes!
Freakin Awsome post Knox!!!! Thanks fer yer 2 cents bro....