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    BHD Downloads

    I can't seem to find any sites that carry maps and missions to download for Black Hawk Down. I was wondering if there are any sites that offers mods and missions to download that you guys might know of?
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    Philosophy 101

    A professor stood before his Philosophy 101 class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, wordlessly, he picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students if the jar was full? They agreed that it was. So the...
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    RUNDLL troubles

    I don't know exactly what this Rundll program is. It just appears in the "Ctrl+Alt+Delete" window. One time when playing Rise of Nations, the game crashed because another program stopped responding, Mgsrv32 or something like that, and I had to restart the computer. After the restart, a window...
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    Help Please!!!

    I believe I have a graphics related issue with RS, but I don't know exactly how to fix it. In Custom Mission mode, I can play 4/6 multiplayer maps just fine. However, the other two maps and the first mission in the campaign don't work so well. In the Oil Refinery, after insertion, me and my...
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    Coffee Please

    An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand and a bucket of buffalo shit in the other. He says to the waiter, "Me want coffee. "The waiter says, "Sure chief, coming right up." He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee, and the Indian drinks it down in one gulp, picks up the bucket of...
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    My Stupid Mic

    Lately.. on occasion... my mic will... i think only temporarilly.. distort and transmit static in place of sound. If this is happening, then I'll be on ICQ. That way it would be easier to figure out what I'm saying! Just letting you know [COG] :wavehi:
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    What is Battlefield 1942 all about anyway!?

    Seems a lot of fellas play the game a bit, and I was just wondering what it was all about. Is it a flight simulator? I've seen a screenshot of a flying plane. :stonehead
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    New version coming out...

    Just some news, At http://www.10-david.com, they say that Sierra is working on creating and releasing version 2.2 for SWAT3. It won't be released for some time, but I'm just surprised a new version is in progress after the game is this old. I never expected another release. :thud:
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    Technical Issue

    This morning I found that Igor is not running properly. Upon opening the EXE file, in the middle of loading, an Illegal Operation error pops up on screen. I click on details and it displays: IGOR caused an invalid page fault in module IGOR.EXE at 0167:005a1939. Registers: EAX=00000000...
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    IRS Joke

    One day, at a local buffet, a man suddenly called out, "My son's choking! He swallowed a quarter! Help! Please, anyone! Help!" A man from a nearby table stood up and announced that he was quite experienced at this sort of thing. He stepped over with almost no look of concern at all...
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    The Poor Old Lady

    This old lady walks into the Doctor's office and says, "Doctor, please help me. I have a terrible problem with farting. It's not really a social problem, because you can't smell it or hear it, but I must have farted 20 times since talking to you." The Doctor nods his head and says, "Take...
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    A Gay Joke

    NOTE: If you are sensitive to homosexual-natured jokes, do not read further. -------------- Gay Frank goes into the doctor's office and has some tests run. The doctor comes back and says, "Frank, I am not going to beat around the bush. You have AIDS." Frank is devastated. "Doc, what...
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    Actual Hospital Chart/Records Writings

    1. She has no rigors or shaking chills , but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night. 2. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year. 3. On the second day the knee was better, and on the third day it disappeared. 4. The patient is tearful and...
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    The Costume Party

    A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need of his good time being...
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    Advanced Igor Guide Released

    For those that need more advanced scripting knowlege, download the 161 page manual at http://ghostrecon.3dretreat.com/default.asp#4050. Again you need Acrobat Reader to view it.
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    Status Information on Teamspeak

    As some of you may know, I am unable to send any kind of messages through Teamspeak, however I can receive them. When I send a message, and make a sound, the sound will always be a fuzzy noise no matter what I send. If I talk, it just sends a fuzzy sound for the duration of me talking. If I...
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    Calender Notice

    Attempted to post an event on December 1st. Upon submission, the event was posted on November 1st, not on December 1st. Attempted to post twice, both result in error.
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    error?

    The forum will not allow me to make my own title in the profile. I leave the Reset box unchecked and type my own personal text. Then click Submit Modifications. It accepts it and all. I check my post to see if it worked and it stays blank. The only way to get a title is to use a default...
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    What is a subscribtion?

    Is it a saved thread or topic in you User CP that can be accessed at anytime?
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